Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
The moth one returns…
can we talk about Legolas in the back tho
I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.
It’s worth it.
Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?
YES. YES HE DID.
I know this sort of derailed into a Legolas thread, but I just wanna throw out that this is like a top 3 Gandalf moment for me because at this point he’s clearly just given up on pretending to understand how the fuck hobbits even work
"you had literally never left home until a couple of months ago and since then you have been kidnapped by orcs, almost killed by Ents and got stuck in the middle of a battle with Saruman and now you’re smoking weed HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE"
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
i dont care about how annoying y’all fuckers think children are if i ever hear about you being needlessly mean or actually hurting a kid ill find you